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Every height requirement, every ride worth queueing for, every snack worth the money — checked, dated, and built to work on park WiFi. No affiliate-driven rankings, no reprinted press releases.

  • 81Attractions documented
  • 42Height requirements
  • 32Snacks with real prices
  • 24Places to eat

Everything on this site verified September 2026

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The 10 parks

Start with your park

Each park hub links to its full ride list, height chart, dining, printable map, accessibility notes, and a first-timer plan you can actually follow.

SoCal

Six Flags Magic Mountain

The self-declared coaster capital of the world, and for once the marketing is close to true.

12 attractions11 height limits4 tracked snacks

  • Opened1971
  • Plan for10–12 hours

SoCal

Knott's Berry Farm

America's first theme park — a real ghost town, the boysenberry, and the haunt that started the entire industry.

11 attractions4 height limits4 tracked snacks

  • Opened1920
  • Plan for8–10 hours

SoCal

LEGOLAND California

The brick-built first-coaster park — Miniland, a dragon's castle, and the friendliest height ladder in Southern California.

7 attractions0 height limits3 tracked snacks

  • Opened1999
  • Plan for7–9 hours

SoCal

SeaWorld San Diego

A marine park with a real thrill lineup — Emperor's dive coaster, Electric Eel's spike, and the bay it all sits on.

7 attractions2 height limits3 tracked snacks

  • Opened1964
  • Plan for7–9 hours

Orlando

SeaWorld Orlando

Three B&M coasters and a marine park — Mako's airtime, Kraken's loops, Manta's flight, on the water.

8 attractions5 height limits3 tracked snacks

  • Opened1973
  • Plan for8–10 hours

Orlando

LEGOLAND Florida

The brick-built park on the old Cypress Gardens — a dragon's castle, historic botanical gardens, and Florida's friendliest height ladder.

6 attractions0 height limits3 tracked snacks

  • Opened2011
  • Plan for7–9 hours

Texas

Six Flags Over Texas

The 1961 original that named a whole chain — oil derricks, the Shock Wave loops, and the ride that started the hybrid-coaster era.

8 attractions5 height limits3 tracked snacks

  • Opened1961
  • Plan for8–10 hours

Texas

SeaWorld San Antonio

The Texas SeaWorld — Iron Rattler's quarry walls, three coasters, and the biggest water-park half in the chain.

7 attractions3 height limits3 tracked snacks

  • Opened1988
  • Plan for8–10 hours

New Jersey

Six Flags Great Adventure

El Toro, Nitro and the empty sky where Kingda Ka stood — the Northeast's biggest coaster park, an hour from Manhattan.

7 attractions6 height limits3 tracked snacks

  • Opened1974
  • Plan for9–11 hours

Chicago

Six Flags Great America

Raging Bull, Goliath, the original Batman invert and a pair of racing woodies from 1981 — Chicago's coaster park.

8 attractions6 height limits3 tracked snacks

  • Opened1976
  • Plan for9–11 hours

Tools, not listicles

Three things we do that a search result cannot

Interactive

Height Checker

Drag one slider to your child’s height and see, park by park, exactly which rides they clear and which they miss — including the ones they miss by an inch.

Saves offline

Food Tracker

Mark 32 snacks as want, tried, or skip. It saves on your device, shares as a link, prints as a checklist, and keeps working when the park WiFi does not.

Printable

Park maps

Clean schematic maps drawn from open geographic data — no clutter, no ads baked into the image, and they print on one page in black and white.

What is running

On right now, in September

Each of these states whether this year is confirmed or still only expected. Most sites will not tell you which.

Included overlay

Fright Fest at Six Flags Magic Mountain

Fright Fest is Six Flags Magic Mountain's included-with-admission Halloween overlay: scare zones and decorated midways by day, haunts after dark, with some upcharged attractions. Magic Mountain's version leans on the hillside park's scale — the midways between the summit and the plaza carry the atmosphere.

Expected — not yet announcedNo extra ticket

  • Runsmid-September – Halloween night
  • TicketIncluded with admission

Included overlay

Fright Fest at Six Flags Over Texas

Fright Fest is Six Flags Over Texas's included-with-admission Halloween overlay: scare zones and decorated midways by day, haunts after dark, with some upcharged attractions. The original park's version wraps the tower section and Gotham strip in the chain's standard haunt format.

Expected — not yet announcedNo extra ticket

  • Runsmid-September – Halloween night
  • TicketIncluded with admission

Included overlay

Fright Fest at Six Flags Great Adventure

Fright Fest is Six Flags Great Adventure's included-with-admission Halloween overlay: scare zones and decorated midways by day, haunts after dark, with some upcharged attractions. The Northeast's biggest fall crowd nights — Great Adventure's Fright Fest Saturdays are among the year's busiest days at any park on this site.

Expected — not yet announcedNo extra ticket

  • Runsmid-September – Halloween night
  • TicketIncluded with admission

Included overlay

Fright Fest at Six Flags Great America

Fright Fest is Six Flags Great America's included-with-admission Halloween overlay: scare zones and decorated midways by day, haunts after dark, with some upcharged attractions. The Chicago park's version is the region's default Halloween theme park night and the best-attended of its seasonal overlays.

Expected — not yet announcedNo extra ticket

  • Runsmid-September – Halloween night
  • TicketIncluded with admission

Separate ticket

Knott's Scary Farm

Knott's Scary Farm is the oldest big haunt in the country — running since 1973 — and still among the best: dozens of mazes, scare zones through the real Ghost Town, and a separately-ticketed night event that transforms the whole park.

Expected — not yet announced

  • Runsmid-September – Halloween night
  • Typical price$60–$130 / night

Separate ticket

Howl-O-Scream at SeaWorld San Diego

Howl-O-Scream is SeaWorld San Diego's separately-ticketed Halloween night: produced haunted houses, scare zones and coasters running after dark across the marine park. The San Diego edition is the smallest of the three SeaWorld haunts and the most atmosphere-per-acre — the bay-side park turns genuinely eerie.

Expected — not yet announced

  • Runsmid-September – Halloween night
  • Typical price$45–$110 / night

Seasonal calendar

The whole year on one page

Every party night, festival, and overlay. Colour shows how much has actually been confirmed.

Event JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
Fright Fest Both Fright Fest: Sep to Oct
Fright Fest Both Fright Fest: Sep to Oct
Fright Fest Both Fright Fest: Sep to Oct
Fright Fest Both Fright Fest: Sep to Oct
Scary Farm Both Scary Farm: Sep to Oct
Howl-O-Scream Both Howl-O-Scream: Sep to Oct
Howl-O-Scream Both Howl-O-Scream: Sep to Oct
Howl-O-Scream Both Howl-O-Scream: Sep to Oct
Brick-or-Treat Both Brick-or-Treat: Sep to Oct

Confirmed Expected Last confirmed cycle

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